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JWoww's Odd Celebration of Presidents' Day

Tuesday February 21, 2012 Posted 2 months, 3 weeks ago by Storm Avery

In honor of Presidents' Day, "Jersey Shore" star JWOWW put together a list of Presidents she'd like to "hook up with."  

There are EIGHT U.S. Presidents that turn her on, and apparently her tastes are NONPARTISAN.

Here's the list, in the order JWoww had it, with her commentary on each one:

ULYSSES S. GRANT . . . "I heard he was an alcoholic.  Sounds like he liked to party!  He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right?  LOL."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN . . . "Who knew the dude on the $5 bill wasn't always so hairy.  I bet the ladies loved him back in the day."

BILL CLINTON . . . "He might be old and gray but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book."

GEORGE WASHINGTON . . . "Who knew that the guy on the coin you use to get your laundry done was a bit of a looker.  He can join me for some 'GTL' anytime he wants!" 

GEORGE W. BUSH . . . "We all know this guy liked to party Jersey-style and that makes him A-OK in my book."

RONALD REAGAN . . . "Movie star turned [hottie]" 

BARACK OBAMA . . . "Yes we can!" 

JOHN F. KENNEDY . . . "Too much of a ladies man in his day, but he liked a lady with curves and I am down with that."