This story comes from England and it's quite humorous as well as sad. 

Last week 64 year old Kenneth Guillespie of Darwen, Lancashire, England was walking down the street drunk and spotted a snowman. He must have not had any in a long time because he carved a hole in the snowman and proceeded to have sex with it!

By the time he was done, the five-foot snowman was basically destroyed and Kenneth was screaming in agony. Why? Because he'd gotten frostbite on his JUNK!

According to the hospital where he was treated, there's a chance that Kenneth's junk may have to be amputated, but so far, "still in one piece."He's not facing any criminal charges.

 So moral of the story? That's NOT what those are made for!!!

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