How much of a Scrooge do you have to be to call the cops on the Salvation Army?! Apparently Sarah Hamilton-Parker of New Hampshire is worse than Scrooge.
Hamilton-Parker called the police on a Salvation Army bell ringer for, get this, "making too much noise". She said "I've heard this bell for 4 years and I hate it. It makes my blood pressure rise and makes me hate Christmas".
OH! Well SOOO sorry someone's trying to do charity work to raise money for less fortunate people. What a jerk.