New Product For Those With "Gas Issues"

Ladies, do you or your man have an embarrasing gas problem?  Have you tried beano and other pills that haven't helped you?  Well, fear no more.  Because our friends at Shreddies have invented "Flatuance Filtering Underwear!

That's right, feel free to let one sneak out at work or the store!  Going to a movie after eating that spicy mexican food?  It's okay, let it out, nobody will know!  Need to float an air biscuit on a date?  Your date will have no clue!  The special carbon cloth material will trap the smell until the draws are washed!

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Okay, all joking aside, do you think these things would truly work?  I mean first of all, it doesn't say anything about soundproofing, so people will still hear you let one rip.  Maybe if it is a SBD you can get away with it.  I don't know, I'm leaning to think this could be one big sham.  What do you say??