"Rolling Stone" has released a list of the 50 Funniest People Around Today.  LOUIS C.K. tops it, and he's followed byStephen Colbert, Tina Fey, Jon Stewart and "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

The Kardashian girls are fighting back against their dad's widow Ellen, who released supposed journals of his that revealed Kris Jenner beat up Kim when she was a kid.  Kim called the stories "fake".

This week's new movies include "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters", the sketch comedy "Movie 43", and a Jason Statham action flick called "Parker", which also stars Jennifer Lopez.

J.J. Abrams did a successful reboot of the "Star Trek" franchise.  And now sources say he'll be directing the upcoming, seventh "Star Wars" movie.  That's not official yet, though, and just a few months ago, he said he wasn't interested.

It's not clear how no "Star Wars" geek has ever noticed this before, but in the fight between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back", there's a crystal Mickey Mouse head in the background.

A list of movie roles that almost went to other actors includes Robin Williams almost starring in "The Shining" . . . Molly Ringwald passing on the chance to star in "Pretty Woman", and John Travolta turning down "Forrest Gump".

"Entertainment Weekly" says "Dancing with the Stars" offered Lance Armstrong a spot on the upcoming season . . . but he turned them down.

Justin Timberlake  announced that his new album, the 20/20 Experience will come out on March 19.