Maybe some of these applied last weekend on St. Patrick's Day?
1. Socializing with others.
2. Dancing.
3. Playing pool or darts.
4. Sending bold if inadvisable text messages.
5. Thinking it's a good idea to trim my own bangs.
6. Eating all the mac and cheese.
7. Booty calling.
8. Telling my boyfriend I hope he finds love after I'm dead.
9. Google stalking.
10. Releasing all remaining sexual inhibitions.
11. Getting mad at people who haven't done anything wrong.
12. Napping.
13. Making bawdy, off-color jokes.
14. Composing long, heart-felt emails to people I have unfinished business with.
15. Karaoke.
16. Making the first move.
17. Scrubbing the kitchen floor.
18. Crying in public.
-AJ
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