Are you a same-sider? That's restaurant lingo for a couple who decide to sit on the same side of the table as opposed to sitting across from each other when they go out to eat.
Same-siders tend to signal to your waitress that you are going to be a troublesome table. Apparently these couples are more common to linger at tables, and sitting on the same side can cause seating difficulties for other tables around them.
Also difficult to the people around you? Apparently they think you look awkward and creepy sitting next to their date instead of across from them.
What about when a server sits down at your table and takes your order?
CAN'T STAND THAT!!!
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