I think the definition of "don't change that dial" has officially changed. Last week 40 year old Josue Rodriguez was showering and listening to the radio, like any normal person would do. As he was doing that, his roommate came in and changed the station, which is the worst possible thing you can do while someone is in the shower.
Rodriguez jumped out of the shower and went after his roommate with a machete...yes...a machete. The roommate was able to call the police and they arrested Rodriguez. His excuse for having a machete? He was "camping that night". Riiiiggghhhtttt.
Well, turns out that the penalty for changing someone's radio station is having a machete swung on you so is it really worth it?