How would you like to be the guy known for crashing an eight year old's birthday party? Me either.
A 28 year old man in Seattle is currently in jail because of theft at a birthday party over the weekend. The man (who's name wasn't released) was on drugs according to members in attendance of the party. He came over shirtless and tried to fit in (which he didn't), then proceeded to eat many slices of pizza and steal a couple of balloon animals before getting in a heated exchange with those in attendance. The police were then called and he was arrested on theft charges.
"Hey, that looks like a good spot. Just let me slide in here and....perfect, I fit in! *eats tons of pizza*". That kid needs another birthday party to make up for this awful one he had this weekend.