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  • Rob "robs" The Paparazzi!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Well, well, well looks like Rob Kardashian has gotten himself into a pickle (hopefully he doesn't eat it...get it?)

    It was reported earlier today that the Kardashain brother robbed a member of the paparazzi for all of the camera equipment because of pictures she took of him "with his shirt off". Rob, who has picked up quite a bit of weight in recent months, took the camera's memory card and bolted off, promising to pay for it later. 

    There's a lesson to be learned here, Rob: if you're trying to lose weight and you don't want people to see you, maybe you should wear a shirt in public?

     

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  • WATCH: Worst PSA Ever?

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Remember when Joseph Gordon-Levitt was just that "kid" from 3rd Rock From The Sun? My how times have changed. He's also responsible for one of the worst PSA's about drinking and driving ever. 

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  • Please Help Amanda Bynes!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Seriously. She want's to be Lindsay Lohan sooooo bad. If she doesn't stop soon, she could be like her within the next year. 

    Last week she tweeted Drake that she wanted the rapper to "murder her *explative*" and has previously been evicted and gone crazy. I may never let my kids be child stars if it turns them nuts when they hit adulthood. 

     

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  • WATCH: Snooki's Alcoholic Breast Milk

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    If you're breast feeding, shouldn't you stop drinking for a little while? To me that would make the most sense. But what do I know, I'm just a guy. 


     

     

  • LOOK: Kim Flaunts Her Bump...Again

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Yesterday she was wearing something to NOT show off the bump. Today she wears something to show it off proudly. I wonder how much her feet hurt after wearing those 6 inch heels? 

    (Photo via TMZ)

    That dress does look like it's about to explode though. 

     

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  • WATCH: That's A LOT of Food!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I've always wondered what a 2,000 calorie diet per day looked like. Thanks to this video, I never have to wonder again...well, about this...I wonder about a lot of things.... 

    So this means I can have 3 beers and 34 eggs? I'm ok with that. 

     

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  • LOOK: Ke$ha In Dumb And Dumber?

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Ke$ha has always been known for her weird style that mixes sleaze with glitter. She decided to tone it down a bit for the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards this past weekend and take inspiration from one of my favorite movies ever. The other person is her little brother.

    YES!!!!

     

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  • Farrah Abraham On Her Arrest

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I've heard a lot of excuses for the reasons that people drink and drive but I don't think I've ever heard something this ridiculous. 

    (Photo via MTV)

    Recently former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham was busted for a DUI when she had a couple of drinks and drove home. It's reported that she saw a few cops and pulled over in fear of getting pulled over. The cops came over, asked what she was doing and then proceeded to ask the standard questions of a routine stop. Abraham was then asked to do a breathalyzer.

    Here's where the story doesn't add up; Farrah says that because she was SICK and couldn't breathe that she could not pass a breathalyzer test. Ummmmm....WHAT?! The breathalyzer she took registered .147, nearly twice the legal limit in the state of Nebraska. “Because I’m sick, I could not give an accurate breathalyzer test, due to coughing and shortage of breath."

    If that isn't the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life. My God daughter tells better lies than that and she's almost five. Get off your high horse and own up to your mistake, Farrah. 

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  • 10 Year Old Hero!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I'm not the biggest fan of cats but I do believe that no animal should be abused. It breaks my heart to see it happen and see others think it's ok to do so. Here's the story of one child who did the right thing:

    Here's the pic that Outer Banks SPCA posted on their wall to say thank you to Wendell for his quick thinking and bravery.

    It's so awesome to see a child that young step in and do something right. Thank you so much Wendell!

     

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  • My Review Of "The 20/20 Experience"

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I have been waiting for a new album from Justin Timberlake for a few years now and I finally got my wish! The 20/20 Experience is Timberlake's first new material in over six years and it does NOT disappoint.

    The lead single, "Suit & Tie" featuring Jay-Z threw me off a little bit but I grew to like the song. Then he dropped "Mirrors" and I knew this album was going to be amazing. Timbaland did all of the production and also did some song writing along with Timberlake and newcomer James Fauntleroy. 

    The album leads with "Pusher Lover Girl" which takes you on a trip through Timberlake's life and what he's currently addicted to. If you have no clue by now, this whole album is about Jessica Biel. The album gets really good when you hit the stride of "Strawberry Bubblegum", "Tunnel Vision", and "Spaceship Coupe". That string of songs could possibly be the greatest string of three songs I've heard in years. 

    The only complaint I had with the album is this: I think that "Mirrors" should have been the last song and "Blue Ocean Floor" should have been placed somewhere else, if not on the album at all. Besides that MINOR hiccup, this album is almost flawless. 

    I give it a 9.5 out of 10. 

    PS: Rumor has it that there will be a "Part 2" to this album coming out in the fall. Enjoy this one while you can :)

     

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