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  • Should Your Birthday Be A Holiday?

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    My birthday was this past Sunday so I had it off already and didn't have to worry about going in to work with a hangover the next day. According to a new survey, many employees think their birthday should be a paid holiday.

    35% of people in the survey said the one day they wished they had off but didn't is their birthday. Even people who don't have Christmas off, 14%, said they would rather have their birthday off from work. 

    A paid birthday....what would you do if it came true? 


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  • She Seriously Needs Help!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Just when you thought it might end it gets even crazier for Amanda Bynes

    The former Nickelodeon star has been spotted walking around the halls of her New York apartment at all hours of the night and speaking in a language that doesn't even exist! Rumor has it that all of these weird things Bynes is doing is because she smokes marijuana. 

    "Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot. It makes her more paranoid and instead of mellowing her out, it does the opposite. Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still" (Radar Online). 

    Someone PLEASE get this girl some help before it's too late. 


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  • A Real Life Batcave!!!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Every man has thoughts of how he will turn his basement/garage/rec room into a room JUST for them (mine will be a shrine to video games and the Orlando Magic). This guy must be extremely rich because it took nearly THREE years to design his basement to look like the Batcave!


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  • WATCH: Paul Rudds 1st Gig?

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Before Anchorman, and even before Clueless, Paul Rudd was a 22 year old newbie looking for a break. You'll notice him in this 1991 commercial for Super Nintendo.  



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  • Why You WON'T See Kanye on KUWTK...

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Actually, this is a very smart move by Kanye West

    Kanye West hasn't been around much since the announcement of Kim Kardashian being pregnant with their first child due to work. He's in Paris, France working on his next album that is slated to be released this year. 

    Turns out that's not the only reason he hasn't been around. Kanye's team has advised him that being on Kim and her family reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashian's is bad for his image and what he stands for. He won't even allow her to be on the phone with him when camera's are rolling because he likes to keep his private life "private". 

    I'm sure he'll be around for when the baby is born but after that it will be back to work for Mr. West. 


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  • What A CREEP!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Ladies beware the next time you suddenly have some car problems because it could be a creepy guy like this causing them!

    A 25 year old man is in court facing charges of vandalism for slashing women's tires so he could HIT ON THEM!

    Yoshihito Harada of Nagoya, Japan would wait until an unsuspecting woman would go into a grocery store, slash her tire(s), and then proceed to help change the tire once the woman came out so he could get her number. 

    Harada has been charged with five counts of vandalism but says that he must have done it over a THOUSAND times!

    What a weirdo. 


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  • Are Bieber And Gomez A Thing Again?

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    Oh noooooooooo!!! Just when I thought I had a chance at Selena Gomez this bumbling idiot comes back into the picture!

    Justin Bieber posted this picture to his Instagram account Saturday night but quickly deleted it. Sure enough, someone took a screen capture of it and now the rumors will begin circulating. Just PLEASE stay together or don't. Don't be like a certain singing couple who always break up and get back together every 6 months. *side eyes Rihanna and Chris Brown*


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  • Come And See Me Saturday!!

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I'll be at Complete Nutrition this Saturday and they are having a HUGE sale! Actually, it's their biggest sale of the entire YEAR so you don't want to miss out on it. Here's just a glimpse at some of the specials they'll be offering for Saturday ONLY:

    Complete Nutrition will be open with these specials ALL day Saturday from 9a-9p. I'll be there from 4p-6p and I'll also be getting you registered for 4 packs of tickets to check out the Indianapolis Indians!


    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I'm not even a Colts fan, I'm just excited for football to be back. The NFL released the 2013 regular season schedule and it has a bit of a twist come October. The Denver Broncos, with QB Peyton Manning will come TO Indianapolis to take on the Colts on Sunday, October 20th. I'm sure Manning will recieve the biggest standing ovation ever at Lucas Oil Stadium. Here's the rest of the schedule:

    Sept. 8: vs. Oakland Raiders, 1 p.m.

    Sept. 15: vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m.

    Sept. 22: at San Francisco 49ers, 4:25 p.m.

    Sept. 29: at Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m.

    Oct. 6: vs. Seattle Seahawks, 1 p.m.

    Oct. 14: at San Diego Chargers, 8:40 p.m.

    Oct. 20: vs. Denver Broncos, 8:30 p.m.

    Oct. 27: Bye

    Nov. 3: at Houston Texans, 8:30 p.m.

    Nov. 10: vs. St. Louis Rams, 1 p.m.

    Nov. 14: at Tennessee Titans, 8:25 p.m.

    Nov. 24: at Arizona Cardinals, 4:05 p.m.

    Dec. 1: vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.

    Dec. 8: at Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.

    Dec. 15: vs. Houston Texans, 1 p.m.

    Dec. 22: at Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m.

    Dec. 29: vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m.


    What game are you most excited for? 


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  • Which Colts Star Has A Flip Phone?

    Posted by Just Plain Joe

    I always think that old people have flip phones and that's all. Both my mother and father have flip phones and they're in their 50's. But alas, it's not just older people; superstar football players have them too.

    Turns out Indianapolis Colts QB Andrew Luck has a flip phone as well. Last year Luck signed a rookie contract worth around $22 MILLION and this is his cell phone. HOW CAN HE SEE THAT SCREEN?!?!


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