It's back to school time and the only thing most of us can think about is drinking and sex AMIRIGHT?! So in order to properly prepare you for college, I'm not giving you study tips or friend making advice no, I have for you 6 sex tips to keep you safe for not only your first year but for many years after. You're Welcome.
#1.) Don't Hook Up with Someone Who Lives Across the Hall. It probably won't turn into a serious relationship, because you're both COLLEGE FRESHMEN. And it'll be awkward when you run into them all the time
In general, hooking up with someone who lives in your dorm is a BAD idea. If they live on your floor, it's a WORSE idea. And if they live across the hall from you, don't even think about it.
#2.) Carry a Condom. Obviously not EVERYONE gets lucky all the time in college, and we're not trying to put pressure on you. But it's best to just be safe about it.
Even if you're a girl, and especially when you go out at night or on the weekends. The health centers at most colleges give out condoms for free.
#3.) Don't Do It When You're Drunk. First of all, if you're under 18 you shouldn't be drinking AT ALL. But, this is college. With that said, hooking up when you're buzzed is one thing. But hooking up when you're absolutely HAMMERED is dangerous. You're more likely to NOT use protection, and you have to think about even more serious things, like date-rape.
#4.) Don't Hook Up in a Fraternity or Sorority House. ESPECIALLY a fraternity house, because frat guys, a ton of free alcohol, and sex just don't mix well.
There's a higher chance you won't be able to control the situation, and you have to worry about shady guys doing shady things, like video taping you having solo fun with a bottle of liquor.
#5.) Be Open and Honest About STDs. If you have one, don't lie about it. And also make sure you ask THEM if they have any. Then regardless of what they say, make sure you use a condom.
#6.) Don't Sleep with Your Professor. It's an abuse of power on their part, and can make your whole college experience more stressful. Plus, there's no good reason to sleep with a 40 or 50-year-old when you're surrounded by 20-year-olds.
Now get out there and have fun kids!